Irish Whitewater Forum

Shuttle bunny
Air brace
Burning man

And now a new word to possibly join the kayak lexicon:

E-paddler: (copyright W.M 2009)

Definition. one who when observed online appears to be our country's answer to Tao Berman but when observed on the water is, in fact, a bit Jedward.

Any more entries for the lexicon welcome.

haha.. I can think of one prime example that has been very active on kayaking message boards over the past while

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Its funny because he didn't say who but everybody knows who!

mikef

Ooh ooh i think i know, are we allowed to guess? I was top of my class at Hangman!!!!!!

cheeky post haha

For Jedward I could always change tv station to get away, but what do I do if the E-paddler is on every station?

What'a a Burning Man??

Shuttle Bunny and Air Brace I know.....but....Burning Man?
Sounds like a form of jock itch caused by river crud!

Burning man…



Ross

Burning man,,,

Classic, i feel a paddler - english dictionary coming on.

Still i feel that when you put yourself up like that, you will get knocked if you dont back up talk with action.
I am proud to be rubbish online and on the rivers

steve

I am proud to be rubbish online and on the rivers

so if you taught me how to paddle that must mean, by following the logic that I'm also shi........................................, never mind.

do you still have that cartoon you did back in the day of the irish paddler ??

Steve Fahy wrote:Classic, i feel a paddler - english dictionary coming on.

there is a great book by William Nealy called "Kayak" that has a great "glossary of riverese" in the back

some really funny ones, fairly sure E-paddler isnt in it. someone should drop him a mail so its in the next edition!

T

William Nealy died a good few years go. He's books are great, kayak is a must read.

He probably wont get that mail so.